What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

Iran goes just a Tad Further
Iranian chocolate thief faces hand amputation. An Iranian judge has sentenced a man convicted stealing from a chocolate shop to have one of his hands cut off, Iranian media report.
The judge also sentenced the man to one year in prison. Seems as though the long arm of the law just shortened his.
Last Straw, Entire Congregation Converts to Roman Catholic!

No Female Bishops for these Anglicans!
An Anglican congregation in Kent has become the first to take up the Pope’s offer to leave the Church of England to convert to Catholicism.
The Pope has created a special enclave in the Roman Catholic Church for Anglicans unhappy with their church’s decision to let women become bishops.

Last October, Pope Benedict made his controversial offer of a place in the Roman Catholic Church for Anglicans that would let them retain some of their practices and traditions.

Now that is one Gay Priest!
OutRageToday does hope that an American Priest doesn’t do the ceremony, it may be one of the recently designated Gay Priest’s and that would leave the new congregation nowhere else to go.
Ouch: Rep. Jim Oberstar, D-Minn., has just one donor from his district

What the heck is Oberstar Don back there?
Believe it or not, this Obama supporting Democrat has been in office since 1974, a whopping 18 terms!
The man who represents the “party of the people” has been tattled on. Politico, doing some rarely seen reporting found out that only one (Yes, ONE) person in his district actually gave a contribution to his campaign. $500.00. Makes you kinda wonder if he needed a ticket fixed.

They can't vote, but they can buy votes
So who finances this pinnacle of The People? Out-of-state Dems and PACS (political bribery committees). GO DEMS!
Immigration cases being tossed by the hundreds

Visa's? We don't need no stinking visa's!
In the month after Homeland Security officials started a review of Houston’s immigration court docket, immigration judges dismissed more than 200 cases, an increase of more than 700 percent from the prior month, new data shows.
To qualify for dismissal, defendants also must have no felony record or any misdemeanor convictions involving DWI, sex crimes or domestic violence, he said.
So these illegal aliens were arrested for being in our country illegally. Their crime was ignoring our law, skipping to the front of the line where law abiding citizens of other countries wait for years and years, permits, forms and a yearning to be free. To hell with them and we don’t care about “your” stinking laws, we’re coming and we will work illegally, live illegally and we don’t care.

Waiting patiently year after year for freedom
Yes, these are the people our Obama Administration frees. Meanwhile huddled masses who respect our laws are left stranding in line all over the world, because we have too many like those described above. Smart.

From another era
New York City Loses Tax War Against Foreign Nations

TAX Free New Yorker
NEW YORK (AP) – India and other nations with diplomatic housing do not have to pay city property taxes, a federal appeals court ruled Tuesday in a long-running dispute that once reached the Supreme Court.
The decision by the 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Manhattan handed a victory to the governments of India and Mongolia, which had fought the city’s demands that they pay tens of millions of dollars in taxes for their Manhattan embassy buildings.
The three-judge panel said the State Department acted within its power in June 2009 when it established an exemption from taxes on property owned by foreign governments and used to house staff for permanent missions to the United Nations, the Organization of American States or consular posts.
While New York is taxing it’s citizens out of the state with outrageous taxes on personal and business properties, the leaches of American tax dollars around the world are given continued access to the citizen savings bank. That will be helpful to them in funding their US flag burning parties at home.
Moscow and Chávez agree nuclear pact
By Benedict Mander in Caracas
President Hugo Chávez has announced a deal for Russia to build a nuclear power station in Venezuela, as well as making further arms purchases and establishing a binational bank.

Then it goes Vooom!
“Venezuela is on its way to getting nuclear power. I hardly need to say so, but I’ll say it anyway: for peaceful purposes, of course,” said Mr Chávez on Friday during his ninth visit to Moscow. “They’ll say that we are going to build atomic bombs. No we are not . . . Nothing is going to stop us, we are free, sovereign and independent.”
Russia and Venezuela are working together to put an end to “imperialism”.
Mr Medvedev visited Venezuela in late 2008 to preside over joint naval exercises. The move raised hackles in Washington, which has traditionally considered Latin America its “backyard”.
Last month, Russia approved $2.2bn in credit to Caracas to finance the purchase of 92 Soviet-era T-72 tanks, short-range missiles and an anti-aircraft weapons system. Venezuela has bought more than $4bn in Russian weapons since 2005, including fighter jets, helicopters and 100,000 Kalashnikov rifles.

Do I see "To Amerika with Love" written on the tip?
What Khrushchev was unable to accomplish quickly in Cuba, Putin has defacto accomplished with little fan fare and thin veils. Our version of Iran just went Nuke.
Russian scientist and advisors now have the means within Venezuela to establish a nuclear armed South America base of operations.
Just one more potential nation killer on the table, as allowed by one Obama Administration.
Jack Ass 3-D
Front page news, constant radio and TV chatter over the huge Movie Hit Jack-Ass 3D!

When all is said and done, another blockbuster aimed directly at the MTV audience. Don’t let the R-Rating fool you, this movie was made for 9-17 year olds. Yeah the same group restricted from seeing, unless accompanied by a parent who could care less about the morale compass of their child.
I was so surprised at the wide acceptance of morale corruption. Case in point, “The Cultural Crusader” Michael Medved, usually a staunch supporter of family and foe of corruption aimed at children, started out panning the movie, but was goaded into what must be seen as a 5 star review after callers kept speaking of the great hilarity of their Penis waving and constant ass exposing stunts.

He seemed especially found of the cast member who graphically inserted a toy car up his backside, and then went in for X-Rays. Many cannot wait to take their children to see a movie revolving around such antics.
Listen, I love too laugh, but not as much as I hate to see once innocent kids corrupted by flagrant male exposure, for shock, and perverted sexual humor, for a chuckle.

Somebodies Baby
History shows that pornography found it’s way into mainstream through humor, drugs through music, both aimed squarely at the youth, the next generation. I find this movie to be yet another tragedy, hidden within a comedy.