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“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse …..”, Whoever said that, well here I am.

From Hal Lindsey comes this tidbit: Once again, the administration is practicing some sleight of hand.

I gave 2 Billion our friends Israel, and 25 BILLION to their enemies, Michelle is that true?

While making sure Americans know that they’re taking care of Israel by selling them $2 billion worth of aviation fuel and diesel fuel (but still withholding many of the requests granted by the Bush administration), they’re not making such a big deal of the fact that we’re filling $23 billion in procurement requests to Turkey (a new and powerful enemy of our Israeli Patriots) and other Arab nations and selling $30 billion in advanced fighter jets to Saudi Arabia.”

Israeli Top Secret Militarty Cargo

Muslim Export, yes babe and batteries included

That’s a 25 to 1 ratio. Dividing the tax money pie for other counties, 25 slices for those who hate us and want to see us dead, and one slice for the only Allie in the whole world who so closely mirrors our principles and tradition.

Israeli Defense Missile Shield

Muslim Missiles purchased with US Tax Dollars

Just remember, every time Obama bows to the Muslims, His ass faces Jerusalem! OutRageToday thinks, God has got to be plenty ticked off at Obama, hopefully we will not share in Obamas rewards.

 

Did ya Know? When Islamist Declare Victory In a Great Battle They Build a Mosque.

One Hell of a White Flag Over Ground Zero

Mayor “Please Love Me or at Least Don’t Hurt Me” Bloomberg, put on his very best, “I’m pickin up the tab at Denny’s” suit and ordered the white flag of cowardice to raised over the battle field of America’s worst attack by Islamic Terrorist.

Now when do I get My Black Panther Hall where that voting center was.

Americas deepest wound filled with the salt of political correctness. And while the Israeli Prime Minister is humiliated, shuffled through the back door of the White House, the Imam (Top Dog, whoops they can’t touch dogs, The Grand Pubah) who has clear ties to those who support terrorism, who will not condemn the Terrorist group Hama’s, and who is heading up the demand for a mosque at ground zero, is sent as an Ambassador to the world at large to make those who hate us, like us. It’s a great big silly world.

Rescue Dogs not welcome in Mosque

Rescue Men not welcome in Mosque

He will of Course be very welcomed

Have you seen the monstrous size and scope of the Ground Zero Victory Mosque plans?

We The People are firmly offended by this insensitive monument to the Islamic World by overwhelming majority.
Mayor Bloomberg doesn’t care what we the people think.
The New York Liberal City Council doesn’t care.
Our President does not care.

WE WILL CARE

From the AP: WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama on Friday forcefully endorsed allowing a mosque near ground zero, saying the country’s founding principles demanded no less.
“As a citizen, and as president, I believe that Muslims have the same right to practice their religion as everyone else in this country,” Obama said, weighing in for the first time on a controversy that has ripped New York City and the nation.
“That includes the right to build a place of worship and a community center on private property in lower Manhattan……”

Obama made the comments at an annual dinner in the White House State Dining Room celebrating the Islamic holy month of Ramadan.
OutRageToday points out Christian Holidays are celebrated in a secular manner, so given the occasion, good thing it was Muslim.

 

German weekly Der Spiegel reported on its website Thursday that it had obtained photographs showing the bodies of fighters from the Kurdistan Workers’ Party (PKK) that had been killed by chemical weapons, USED BY ISRAELS ENEMY TURKEY (who also supplies Hama’s)

No, No We don't have chemical weapons, we just like to dress up like spacemen to scare the Kurds

According to the report, the horrifying images show burned, maimed and scorched body parts. Kurdish human rights activists believe the people in the photos were killed in clashes with the Turkish military.

Turkish Foreign Ministry rejected the claims, saying, “Turkey is a signatory to the Chemical Weapons Convention, and its armed forces do not possess any biological or chemical weapons.”

Chemical weapons, No! Funny but this place was loaded with slick banana Peels EVERYWHERE!

These are the new BUDDIES of Iran, Syria and the terrorist group Hama’s. But don’t worry Israel Obama’s got your back. (Therefore I’d buy lots of gas masks and bio-suits, I hear WalMart may have a special runnin, but get there quick, the kid sizes go fast)

Got Mine, Thanks WalMart!

Hey Kid’s New and Improved Way To Kill Babies and Not Feel Bad!

One that got away, Planned Parent Hood can't be everywhere

Life is good! I mean of course for us. Those of us reading this. Babies can’t read, babies can’t complain, best of all babies can’t vote!

The Washington Post Reports: The Food and Drug Administration approved a controversial new form of emergency contraception Friday that can prevent a pregnancy as many as five days after sex.

The decision to allow the sale of the pill, which will be marketed under the brand name “Ella,” was welcomed by family-planning proponents as a crucial new option to prevent unwanted pregnancies. But critics condemned the decision, arguing that it was misleading to approve Ella as a contraceptive because the drug could also be used to induce an abortion.

No Not That Ella!

This Is Ella, silly

Ella! If you didn’t kill your baby, what a great name for her. Imagine, no need to name your baby, so name the instrument of their death with a beautiful name. Sweet.

“Ella will become an important option for women,” said Vanessa Cullins of the Planned Parenthood Federation of America.”

OutRageToday wishes to acknowledge that Planned Parenthood is an excellent advocate of girls and women who are old enough to be viable customers of their dark “services”.

Swimming Coach Accused of Making Girl Practice While Wearing Dog Collar and Leash…

……….From ABC News “Former Olympic hopeful Jancy Thompson, who filed the fifth sexual misconduct lawsuit against USA Swimming in a sex abuse scandal that continues to escalate.

Just tell me you can dog paddle

Thompson, now 28, tells Ross her California swim coach began to abuse her at age 15.
“He told me that he could give me the recipe to being an Olympics swimmer, so I trusted him……………

Her coach even humiliated her at practice by making her wear a dog collar with a leash attached to it, which her coach held while she swam laps at the pool, Thompson pictured below reports.

Complaintant

Facing Ethics Charges, Rep. Waters Points Finger at Bush Administration

Waters Destroying Bush, Newt, Oil, Everybody for being corrupt

The most corrupt, yet untouchable Congress member in history just got nailed with her hand in the cookie jar, to the tune of about $350,000.00 in cookies.

Without her use of Government power, that’s what she would have lost. The bank her husband was on the Board of Directors, and she and he were heavily invested.

Yada-yada, Water’s personally made sure government funds were issued to save her investment, and now she blames Bush.

Sure he ate an occasional kitten, but corrupt? No Way Maxine

I would say this is amazing, however she blamed Bush for Katrina, she blamed Bush for Terrorism, She blamed Bush for the Recession, and word is she blamed Bush for a nasty bout of toenail fungus she suffered back in 1978.

That's not fungus, that's a bad paint job. Maxine is the fun in Fungus

Ms. Waters famously told oil executives someday she (the government) would someday own them, and less reported, asked a NASA tour guide “What year was it we landed on Mars?” after being shown a moon rock display.

Write Mars Rock on one of them for Maxine

Oh yeah, I forgot. If it’s not Bushes fault, then that proves she’s being persecuted for being black!

If Maxine only had a powerful black person to get whitey off her back

The Government Must be High!

While California rapidly adopts the strictest tobacco laws in the counrty, parents facing down Child Protective Services for smoking cigarettes in their own homes when children at present, to increasing criminal statutes for public smoking in or close to ANY commercial building, the same law passing nuts are trying to make Pot Legal under proposition 19. Kids, try not to pay attention, it will only confuse you and make your turn to drugs! Don’t be like the nutty law makers. Just Say NO!

China threatens US with retaliation
Posted: Aug 13, 2010 at ExpressIndia

What exactly do you mean, "That wasn't Chicken"?

Beijing A Chinese General on Friday termed as “flagrant provocation” US plans to send a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier to the Yellow Sea and said the country would retaliate if “offended“.
“A country needs respect, so does a military. We will retaliate if we are offended,” Major General Luo Yuan, Deputy Secretary-General of the People’s Liberation Army’s (PLA)

OutRageToday notes that in the event of a trade embargo, American store shelves would soon be empty of every piece of useless crap that has transferred our wealth to them.

No more non-stick spatulas, no more snuggies, no more of anything sold by Walmart and every Dollar Tree store.

Nothing here for you now round eye!

Try Macy's, Ha-Ha

America deprived of it’s uselss trinkets and electronic gadgetry, America would soon find itself in withdrawal of convenience and entertainment products.

We would soon have to start enslaving our own children into work houses and desperate out of work citizens indentured into semi-slave labor to keep our country going down her current road of imminent destruction.

Last Straw, We Give, China Can Rule the World, Just let us have our stuff man

My guess, Round eyes cave if by the time Mr. Coffee Machines cease being shipped.

Why have Western feminists been so muted in their criticisms of Iran?
Excerpts from Toby Young, UK Telegraph 08-13-10

She seems so loving and nurturing

The fate of the 43-year-old Iranian woman sentenced to death by stoning took a sinister turn yesterday when she appeared on Iranian state television to confess to her “crimes”. Her lawyer fears she will now be executed imminently, probably hung by the neck until she is dead.

The mother of two has already received 99 lashes for committing adultery and according to her lawyer, who has fled the country after a warrant was issued for his arrest, she has been beaten and tortured in jail. Yet the response of feminists in the West has been strangely muted.

We'd be there for ya sister, If you wanted to kill your baby

Hillary Clinton lost no opportunity to brandish her feminist credentials during her campaign to become the Democratic Party’s Presidential nominee in 2008.……

At least Hillary Clinton was able to bring herself to mutter this mild rebuke. No other prominent feminist has spoken out about Actinia’s case, unless you include Yoko Ono who has signed the petition calling for her to be freed. We’ve heard nothing from Germaine Greer, nothing from Gloria Steinem, nothing from Jane Fonda, nothing from Naomi Wolf, nothing from Clare Short, nothing from Harriet Harmen.

We know why, of course. Almost no one on the left, with the honourable exception of Christopher Hitchens, dares to breath a word against any Islamic country for fear of being branded “Islamophobic”. Thus, a brutal dictatorship is able to torture and murder thousands of innocent women, safe in the knowledge that the self-styled keepers of the West’s conscience will remain silent.

We Feminist would love to speak up, but we could be called bigots! And we don't see you anyway

The left has always had a blind spot when it comes to the abuse of human rights in the developing world and no one is more guilty of this myopia than the women’s movement. The political economist Amaryta Sen pointed out 20 years ago that in some parts of the world millions of women were unaccounted for, as David Aaronivitch reminded us in his Times column this week:

In China there were 107 men to every 100 women. In India it was 108 and in Pakistan 111. For whatever reason this meant that something like 100 million women were simply missing.

So what happened to these women?

Probably they’d been killed at birth, died completely avoidably in childbirth or been denied the same rights as males to medical care.

Girls (Non-Feminist types that don’t pay for abortions or hang out at Gay Bars) in India between the ages of one and five were 50 per cent more likely to die than their brothers. “More girls have been killed in the last fifty years precisely because they were girls,” they say, “than people were slaughtered in all the genocides of the 20th century.”

Two of millions of God's special little ones, soon to be raped by Saudi and French Businessmen

In certain cultures and countries, women are more or less enslaved, traded by their fathers to their husbands and held in place through lack of education, enforced deference or threats of violence.

Estimates that there are annually some 6,000 “honour killings” (ie, murders of women wanting minimal rights) worldwide. As many as three million girls and women have been coerced — as opposed to recruited — into the Third World sex industry. Much of this enslaving of village and country girls has the effect of reducing social pressure in sexually conservative societies. In the worst sense of the word, it is hypocritical.

Useful, Liberal, Funded Feminist of the world unite!

One woman Cambridge academic said last week — from the very belly of female free speech and free agency — that the “affluent West” had “little to offer Afghans other than bikini waxes and Oprah-imitators”. A British critic of Half the Sky demanded: “Why are we so wonderful? Our society is still just as sexist, albeit in more subtle ways, than the burka-enforcing Taleban. Working on a farm and producing your own food is a far more viable and healthy option that slaving in a sweat or sex shop.”

OutRageToday asks, Could the West’s self-appointed defenders of women’s rights have done anything to prevent the wholesale slaughter of their sisters in the developing world if they’d taken up their cause?

Could a feminist outcry today about the plight of Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani do anything to prevent her death?

We will never know, but it’s hard to avoid the conclusion that their continuing silence reveals the moral bankruptcy of their movement.

Can't get enough of her smile, ya get the feeling she just came back from a cattle castration party

OutRageToday also wants to remind you, “If you thought they were just for killing babies, look again. These self serving evil liberal bastards are nothing more than prideful egotistical, Ivy Tower, self indulged gods in their own minds.

Who does care? The intolerant Christians and Jews. Remember that the next time you read a diatribe by one of the liberal leaders of mindless hordes.

These Christians were killed trying to save some girls from slavery, all the while the Feminist stayed home to protest for new abortion pills, and criticize Christians

And finally from the vaults of OutRageToday’s collection (old stack in basement) of Readers Digests comes the following tidbits from somewhere between 1932 and today depending on which digest I’m thumbing through.

Making me smile for decades

Here’s an reader submitted story from 1939

I passed a small church, displaying a very large sign. It read “Annual Strawberry Festival” in big letters. Then in much smaller letters below, “However Due To The Depression, prunes will be served instead”.

From 1946, A Female Army Enlistee had this advise for her fellow female army newbie,

…..I got the best advise right in boot camp. Say “Yes Sir” to everything all day, and “No Sir” to everything all night.

From 1990 An office story

…….My first day on the job I was placed in a large room full of small cubical work spaces. At the end of my day, I walked out and was utterly lost as how to find the exit.
I asked the guy in the next cubicle which way to go, his response, “No Cheese For You”.

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One Response to Flu Epidemic At OutRageToday – Aloe Tissue Shortage! Panic Eminent

  1. Elena says:

    That’s my idea of a great evening, a stack of old Readers’ Digests! I remember reading my grandma’s when I was a little girl. Thanks for speaking up for so many voiceless and ignored. Great picture of Obama BTW. Do you think he was playing “toilet paper bridal gown” and forgot to take off the hat? Oh and I see you have unearthed visual proof that W really does eat kittens. I had heard rumors…

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