Man Who Sues Everyone

From got weird.com comes: Jonathan L. Riches aka “Johnny Sue-nami,” the man who sues everyone recently made it into the Guiness Book of World Records as the person who filed the most lawsuits in history. So what did he do to thank Guiness? He sued them!
Mr. Riches filed a lawsuit in federal court against Guiness today to have his name remove from Guinness Book of World Records. Riches claims that Guinness is planning to print false information about the number of lawsuits he has filed, which he says is more than 4,000 worldwide
So far he has sued the New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick, former President George W. Bush, Somali pirates, Britney Spears, Martha Steward, Eiffel Tower, Three Mile Island, Black History Month, the president of Iran, and ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.’ He even tried suing Michael Vick for $63,000,000,000 billion dollars. I would love to punch this guy in the jaw if he wouldn’t sue me for it
Aliens Among Us?
from our bestest buddie Hal Lindsey

Damn, All the handicap Spots are Taken!
Does anybody remember the old sci-fi classic from 1951: “The Day the Earth Stood Still”? Can you believe that movie came out almost 60 years ago? Well, according to the London Sunday Times, the United Nations is finally getting around to having somebody ready to answer the call when the extraterrestrials finally land and utter those classic words: “Take me to your leader.”
Although the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs (UNOOSA) has existed in one form or another since 1958, recently the rumors started swirling that a Malaysian diplomat and astrophysicist, Mazlan Othman, would be designated as the person charged with preparing a reception for that anticipated day. Both she and the UN deny that that will be the role of UNOOSA, but you know the old saying: Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Rumors like this don’t usually just appear out of thin air.

I'm Not Insane, Swear!
In an interesting coincidence, on Monday, a group of former Air Force officers, base commanders, and nuclear launch team commanders held a news conference at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C. They related their observations and experiences with Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs) that they said appeared over various nuclear missile bases around the United States and England. They contend that the UFOs manipulated the readiness stature of the missiles by either activating or deactivating their launch and targeting mechanisms for short periods of time. The former officers also asserted that they were warned by the military and the government to keep quiet about the incidents.
Their contention that there are aliens among us (NOT the undocumented immigrant variety) and the UN’s “maybe/maybe not” preparation for their arrival raises the old question: Are UFOs real?

Welcome to Earth
It might not surprise you that in the opinion of OutRageToday, these soon to be revealed extraterrestrials are no more ET’s than Yogi Bear. OutRage has it from a good source, (me) that these green guys are actually extra-dimensional. I have a sizable gut, therefore a sizable gut feeling these guys are demons acting as angels of light. The bible talks about a “end time” deception that will fool the whole world. Well look no further, Outrage thinks this will be it. When you hear the UN Assembly sayin Na-New Na-New, watch out “Theeeiiiirrrrr Heeeeerrrrrrreeeeee” (That’s Their Here, said like in the Poltergeist Movie, drawn out for eerie effect, and funny too.)

Na-New Na-New
From CBS News
WASHINGTON, D.C., Sept. 28, 2010
Ex-Air Force Personnel: UFOs Deactivated Nukes
Say Reports of Unexplained Lights in Sky Near Missile Sites Corresponded With Mysterious Shut-Downs of ICBMs

Whatever the mysterious lights in the sky were, they seemed to have an interest in our nukes.
One of the more out-of-the-ordinary press conferences held in Washington this week consisted of former Air Force personnel testifying to the existence of UFOs and their ability to neutralize American and Russian nuclear missiles.
UFO researcher Robert Hastings of Albuquerque, N.M., who organized the National Press Club briefing, said more than 120 former service members had told him they’d seen unidentified flying objects near nuclear weapon storage and testing grounds.
Star & Stripes quoted former Air Force Capt. Robert Salas, who was at Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana in 1967 when 10 ICMs he was overseeing suddenly became inoperative – at the same time base security informed him of a mysterious red glowing object in the sky.
Robert Jamison, a retired USAF nuclear missile targeting officer, told of several occasions having to go out and “re-start” missiles that had been deactivated, after UFOs were sighted nearby.
Similar sightings at nuclear sites in the former Soviet Union and in Britain were related.

CBS Affiliate KSWT describes “Britain’s Roswell,” a case of unidentified phenomena in December 1980 incident near two Royal Air Force Bases in Suffolk, England.
Several U.S. Air Force personnel reported seeing a strange metallic object hovering in Rendlesham Forest near RAF Woodbridge, and found three depressions in the ground.
Speaking at Monday’s press briefing, retired USAF Col. Charles Halt said that in December 1980, when he was deputy base commander at RAF Bentwaters, strange lights in the forest were investigated by three patrolmen.
Halt said they reported approaching a triangular craft, “approximately three meters on a side, dark metallic in appearance with strange markings. They were observing it for a period of time, and then it very quickly and silently vanished at high speed.”

Two nights later, Halt investigated another sighting near the base when he was told by the base commander, “It’s back.”
Halt found indentations in the ground, broken branches, and low-level background radiation. He and his team also witnessed various lights moving silently in the sky, of one which was “shedding something like molten metal.” Another shined a beam of light down towards them.
The incidents were never officially explained.
Several of the ex-servicemembers speaking Monday said when they’d brought their concern of such appearances to superiors, they’d been told it was “top secret” or that it “didn’t happen.”
Hastings suggested the presence of such phenomena meant that aliens were monitoring our weapons, and perhaps warning us - “a sign to Washington and Moscow that we are playing with fire,” as he was quoted in the Telegraph.
Hastings predicted a “paradigm shift” in the mindset of humanity owing to the existence of alien life.

“Traditional institutions such as religions, governments, other social institutions may be threatened by what is coming. That is just the logical consequence of what is about to occur.”

In Other CBS News: NASA Court-Ordered To Search For UFO Docs
OutRageToday is sounding the Warning! When the little ET’s are revealed and help us save our world, watch your BUTT, They ain’t what they seem.
OutRageToday FYI: R U Serious! This is a Non-Story That You Need to Hear
From Freetheslaves.net

These could be your children
Japan “Buys” 40,000-45,000 girls “PER YEAR” for their sex trade!
The Vast majority of slaves are used in India, Pakistan and Asia, estimates are at 24 million slaves are bought and sold for an average of $90.00 US dollars per life.
Adjusted for time, a slave bought in America in the early 1800’s cost today’s equivalent of $40,000.00
South American and Mexican businesses buy up to 5 million slaves per year.

The United States and Canadian businesses and individuals buy an estimated ¼ to ½ Million slaves per year, mostly for domestic servitude and sex.
Africa is still a huge supplier of lives, yet only keeps up to 5 million for themselves

Precious Souls
Through Free the Slaves’ research, first published in Kevin Bales’ Disposable People, our conservative estimate is that there are 27 million people in slavery today. This means that there are more people in slavery today than at any other time in human history. Slavery has existed for thousands of years, but changes in the world’s economy and societies over the past 50 years have enabled a resurgence of slavery.
Pakistan Cuts Key NATO Supply Route
In retaliation for what Pakistan is calling an ‘unprovoked’ attack by US choppers that killed 3 Pakistani soldiers, the key ally is now cutting off a a vital supply route for NATO.

Let's see some more dollars
Tankers carrying supplies for Nato troops in Afghanistan have been set on fire by unidentified assailants in the Pakistani town of Shikarpur in Sindh province, officials say.
The incident on Friday came a day after Pakistani authorities blocked a supply route for Nato troops, angered by the killing of three Pakistani soldiers in airstrikes by Nato helicopters.
OutRageToday wants to remind readers that while most of the world threw a few pennies to the people and government of Pakistan to help after their devastating floods, America took on the Lions Share of their burden. Add to that about $10 BILLION in additional aid for their military and other needs over the past few years, and you get the picture of the typical “ungrateful” bastards who suck us dry knowing that we must keep the marginally pro-American slime balls in power lest a more radical element take them down and inherit their NUKES.

No Jet Fuel for G.I.
So in spite of the choke hold they have on us, keeping vital supplies from reaching our troops, you can bet we will continue our spineless begging for their good wishes and unreasonable demands.
Something about wheel barrowing tons of our taxpayer dollars to an ungrateful population who could give a Tinkers Cuss whether we live or die, as long as they get our money ticks me off, It really is an OutRageToday!
*Did I mention their on of the top 5 slave trader nations. Buying and selling women and children by the millions annually, while the Muslim government looks the other way. Bastards.
Apocalypse.com

From the DailyMirror comes
Future wars will be fought from a desk in a closed-up room. No missiles will be fired, no drone attacks will be launched on civilians and no soldiers will die. Nuclear weapons will be of no use. Yet nations will be brought to their knees by the press of a button. Yes, it is all but official that the era of cyber warfare has begun.
A virus called Stuxnet has hit 60,000 computers in Iran, including those at the Bushehr nuclear plant. Experts say the attack bore all the hallmarks of a “nation-state”.
Kevin Hogan, senior director at computer security giant Symantec, said 60 percent of computers worldwide infected by the Stuxnet worm were in Iran, suggesting its industry was the target.
According to the European digital security company, Kaspersky Labs, Stuxnet is a working and fearsome prototype of a cyber-weapon that will lead to the creation of a new arms race in the world.

The offices of OutRageToday have taken defensive measures. Our much coveted Atari 64 with original “Pong” and “Pac-Man” are being kept Off-Line.
According to DEBKA Files: Tehran is bent on military action to settle scores with Israel and the US whom it suspects of planting the malignant Stuxnet cyber worm in the controls of its nuclear, military and strategic systems, debkafile reports. The timeline for action revolves around President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s visit to Lebanon Oct. 13-14, during which he plans to tour the Israeli border.
I hope they don’t attack Craigslist, DrudgeReport or our own OutRageToday!
‘Pope for hire’ scandal as rich pay millions and then get to meet him

From the DailyMail.UK we get, “The Pope’s visit to Britain came under fresh scrutiny last night after it was revealed that multi-millionaires funded a significant proportion of the trip and were granted a coveted private audience with the Pontiff.
Insiders said the bulk of the £6.5 million (That’s about 10 Million Bucks) raised so far by the Catholic Church to finance the visit came from businessmen including JCB boss Sir Anthony Bamford.
During the four-day visit, many of the donors met Benedict XVI at a series of gatherings, one of which took place just before Mass at Westminster Cathedral.

OutRageToday wishes to pay the Pope to do my daughters birthday party, only if he can make those balloon animals and at least one or two magic tricks. I think he calls them miracles, Ok by me. I won’t however ask him to do my nephews Bar Mitzvah, just won’t seem right.
Man to spend Christmas in jail for next 5 years
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
LIVINGSTON, Mont. — A judge running for the state Supreme Court has given a man accused of assaulting a woman a sentence with an unusual twist. District Court Judge Nels Swandal gave Daniel Martz a 10-year suspended sentence on Monday for a May 2009 attack in which Martz allegedly choked and hit a woman, and then tried to have her change her story.

Caused Trouble at Christmas even as a baby
Swandal also ordered Martz to report to jail each Dec. 15 through Jan. 1 for the next five years, according to the Livingston Enterprise.

Home For Christmas
Swandal said incarcerating Martz around the holidays will keep him out of trouble.
Park County Attorney Brett Linneweber said Martz’s arrest record shows he has always gotten into trouble during holidays.